I also don't keep up so much with the celebs these days. But every now and then I visit People.com - which is a COMPLETE guilty pleasure - just to see what the Joneses are wearing and to see if they've captured Hayden Christensen writing me that love letter yet. (I don't know why I think he's so yummy, but I do...)
So today when I had a bit of down time, I decided to visit the ol' magazine and was a little shocked to see this:
Yeah, it's Brad, who apparently appeared on Oprah and discussed, among other things, the baseball team of a family he has with Angie. Now, I think the man is a really good actor, which is a bit unusual for someone often labeled a "pretty boy." But after seeing this shot of Brad, I'm now wondering if he's decided to dabble in another entertainment industry: porn.
I mean, check out that mustache! Whewt wew! Don't get me wrong, a mustache doesn't automatically mean you're going to be taking your clothes off for a living (especially if you're a woman, right? heh!). But for some reason, Brad dons a mustache like most women don red hair out of a bottle... not so gracefully. Maybe you don't agree; that's cool. But let's have some fun with this. Shall we?
Oprah: Hello Brad! It's so good to see... oh, you've grown a mustache! Is that for an upcoming role?
Brad: Uh, yeah. You could say that.
Oprah: Can you tell us anything about this new movie you are working on?
Brad: Well, it's a series of movies really. They probably won't be released in theaters.
Oprah: Oh, independent films?
Brad: Sure, you could call them that.
Oprah: Is Angie going to be in them with you?
Brad: Well, no, but she helps me go over my lines.
Oprah: And will this be a series the kids can watch Daddy in?
Brad: Oh no! Um, they just aren't on a kid's level really.
Oprah: Well, can you tell us the working titles?
Brad: I can only tell you a few. "Legends of the Balls," "Misha's Eleven" and "The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons." There are a few more that kind of work off of the names of old movies of mine as well, but I can't say the names of those on television. Let's just say "Fight Club" has its own spin. (That was just wrong, wasn't it?)
Ha! Of course, considering I do not watch porn, I really don't know if Brad actually fits the bill, but for some reason that stache made me think he's headed for some low-budget films. Of course, when visiting his page on IMDB, it looks like he's actually headed toward some pretty interesting films.
But alas, I had to do something way more light-hearted than the last post...
Here's one more shot of that facial hair:
12 comments:
Ha, I like your porn movie names.
Yyyeeaaahh, that 'stache is a bad idea. Let's hope it's for a role and he's not just sporting it because he thinks it looks good.
Maybe he's tired of being followed by the paparazzi and has decided that the only way they'll stop bugging him for photos is to look icky.
He looks a little like Vincent Price with that stache.
And there's a certain set of people who look normal with mustaches, but they're all old enough that they were old enough to have graduated college well before the 80s started. My dad has one, but would look really bad without it. I would look dumb.
This is a perfectly timed post as I have spent the last week giving my boss a hard time about his awful mustache. He's usually clean-shaven. I showed this post to him today (he laughed by the way). I'm glad somebody else besides me thinks this is just a bad bad bad idea.
Ick!!
He kind of has a Thomas Hayden Church thing going on in that last photo.
Speaking of Hayden, I'm glad you think that Christensen fella is dreamy, because he can't act a lick.
By the way, this post was quite funny. "She helps me go over my lines!" Is that line supposed to be as funny as I think it is?
Yeah Mickey, I was hoping someone would notice that line! And I completely agree with you: Hayden can't act AT ALL. He's just nice to look at.
Good call, Mickey. He does look a little like Thomas Hayden Church there.
Apparently Brad gets a little bored with the pretty boy look from time to time. Let's not forget he sported the greasy, haven't-showered-in-two-weeks look a few years back.
"She helps me go over my lines." heh heh
I think it was for a role, but he really looks goofy.
LOL! So I plugged up my laptop to the overhead projector at school and your website was still up. The girls saw this pic of Pitt and were like, "ew, he looks nasty!" I quickly shut down the website before they saw the words "porn star," Legends of the Balls," etc etc! This post gave me a good chuckle!
I noticed the line too, Meaghan. I just didn't point it out. I assumed you already knew it was funny. Mickey just didn't have enough faith in you.
I just tagged you for a meme. The rules say I have to notify you, and I'm a rules guy.
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