Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto
I just want to know what spaceship Nicole Kidman walked off of for this red carpet moment! Normally, though a little icy looking, Nikki is a very regal woman who dresses to suit her tall, slim and pale figure. However, this was not one of those days. This is why celebrities have people dress them, and if this was the product of a stylist's mind, he/she should be promptly fired!
Phoebe Buffet would not approve
All I know is if Mary J Blige killed any of those cool Ice Bears from "Golden Compass" just to keep her black ass warm, I will be after her! Who wears furs anymore? Just because you have money and an awesome voice does not mean you have to wear an entire animal on your back. You're killing me softly, MJB...
Do I look fat?
I really think Victoria Beckham needs to start seeing Jenny Craig and a serious trainer! This gal just keeps on packing on the pounds........ right! More like she might break if you look at her too long. Have you ever seen that "Family Guy" episode where Kate Moss is Chris' girlfriend and when she is standing sideways, she disappears? Yeah, that's what I think of when I see Victoria. AND, to make matters worse, she is the mother of this guy's children!!!!
How this guy fell for a cheek-sucking, one-expression wafe, I have NO idea! I know a few girls (and guys) who wouldn't mind bending it with Beckham...
Bootylicious!
Even though B apparently has a Christmas album (which we heard in a restaurant just this past weekend), I still like her*. She's beautiful; she's not skin and bones, and she can sing. Plus, as we see here, she usually dresses very well. I might be a little partial since red is my favorite color, but she looks abfab in this little number. Maybe she should be giving out some tips to the other celebrities...
* I think only about five people in the history of the music industry should make a Christmas album!
Can you tell I had NOTHING to do today?!
6 comments:
You should go read www.gofugyourself.com. They just make fun of celebrities and the stupid clothes they wear sometimes. It is hilarious! Check it out!
Hey, whatever happened to Celebrity Death Match?
I'd like to see Beyonce beat up a series of skinny pop stars, like Victoria Beckham. Actually, I think she could possibly take all the Spice Girls at once. Except she should spare Mel, who I found to be rather hot on "Dancing with the Stars."
(Do I gain or lose man points for commenting on a woman's hotness in skimpy outfits on "Dancing with the Stars"?)
I think you break even.
Unfortunately (who am I kidding, fortunately) reading GoFugYourself is part of my job. And by that I mean we use it as a source for the Gossip pages. Yup. Gotta teach those Frenchies how to talk about celebrity news and clothing mishaps in English.
I love my job. And your blog.
Hey, I like this "GoFugYourself" blog... I might have to add it!
Yes.
(I'm answering your question.)
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