After years of Brad Pitt, George Clooney and other obvious hotties gracing the cover of People magazine's Sexiest Men Alive list, they are finally seeing it my way. This year's title of Sexiest Man Alive goes to... drum roll please... Matt Damon!!!! And also on this list is McDreamy himself, Patrick Dempsey.
First of all, I am a little ashamed to admit that I know this because I visit www.people.com on a semi-regular basis. Who am I kidding, I visit it every day! Nonetheless, I am in complete agreement on this year's choice for the following reasons:
1. Matt Damon isn't just hot, he's talented. From "Good Will Hunting" to the "Bourne" series, the man has shown his versatility in character and even writing.
2. He's hot. Period. He's got that slightly chiseled look with blue eyes, nice lips and a KILLER smile. Plus, he's got broad shoulders and a nice ass (sorry, but it's true). I mean, how many women saw the first of the "Bourne" series and didn't wish they were that girl getting her hair cut by Matt, only to make out with him afterward? Shoot, I don't even know who the heck the girl is, and frankly, it doesn't matter.
3. And finally and possibly most importantly, he reminds me of my super-hot husband! Seriously, they have many of the same features...
I'm just glad People finally realized the complete hotness that IS Matt Damon. Oh, but apparently like everyone else in Hollywood, they felt bad for his less-talented, old-school friend - Ben Affleck - and included him in the list, too. I'm sorry, but no fucking way should Ben be included with Matt, Patrick and Brad!
Maybe next year they'll realize how cute Hayden Christensen is...
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Amen, sista! Mmmmmm ... Matt Damon.
Don't let Jennifer Garner hear you... She might go crazy on your ass!
Franka Potente (the hair-cut girl).
Yeah, Chris is pretty hot, but Damon does have a better ass (sorry, Chris). People.com? You should be embarrassed. Wait, what did I just write?
Well, this seems as appropriate a time as any to announce a bit of news: I have been recruited to star in a series of action movies (thoughtfully written ones, of course) beginning with "The Shorn Identity."
I will spend the duration of each movie completely nude and entirely shaven -- head to toe. The producer is going for something a bit artsy and has cast Marcela Mar ("Love in the Time of Cholera") as my love interest and Elliot Gould ("Kim Possible," "Friends") as my prime enemy.
I think it's going to be my big break. So next year when People does this Sexiest Man list, watch out -- I'll be at the top.
Meaghan said a bad word. I'm offended. The next time I see her, I'm throwing my baby at her.
Chris and Jacob- Thanks for making me laugh. And Chris- I'll be there for the premiere.
That's funny. I thought MY husband looked like Matt Damon.
I agree that Ben really should not making the cut. Sorry, Affleck.
Where is Will Smith and Danny from So You Think You Can Dance on the list? I'm going to have to check out this list!
Oh don't you worry, Shannon, Will Smith is definitely on the list. You sure do like you some dark chocolate, don't you?
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